What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:37

From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”